Vade Retro, Vade Ultra (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} toddius) wrote,@ 2008-04-25 10:21:00 |
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Everyone's favorite Game, movie portmanteaus
inspired by something that happened at improv class last night and a joke I didn't get to make.
Runaway Bride of Frankenstein
After leaving Frankenstein's monster, Dracula, the Wolfman, The Invisible Man, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, the Mummy and a Predator at the altar, the Bride of Frankenstein finds true love with Richard Gere.
Harold and Maude Escape from Guantanomo Bay
After one of Harold's suicidal pranks causes his neighbors to call Homeland Security, he and Maude must bust out of lock-up by any means necessary, before her birthday (so that she doesn't have to hang herself in her cell)
Rosemary's Baby Mama
Career-obsessed Satanist realizes her supernatural clock is ticking, hires an out of work actress with good genes to bear Lucifer's child.
No Country for Grumpy Old Men
Anton Chiguhr, now in his late 70s, has a humorous feud with his cantankerous neighbor over the new hottie who has moved next door.
My Blueberry Boogie Nights
Wistful, directionless porn starlet goes on a pastichey road trip, on which the director uses every single camera move available throughout film history to illustrate precisely nothing.
Paranoid Jurassic Park
Solisptic, ambiguously gay young Velociraptor accidentally makes his first kill, comes to terms with it and moves on.
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly Effect
Ashton Kutcher launches a new reality show after he is paralyzed in a freak micro-dermabrasion accident.
In Stone Cold Blood
Dolph Lundgren attempts to infiltrate a pair of spree killers because he has logged the most spree-killing arrests in Kansas. Strangely enough, he's successful.
Unrelated: Is it somehow wrong that I am sort of psyched for Speed Racer after reading/viewing this slide show on New York Mag/Vulture? I want to see it on the biggest screen possible, dudes. Who is with me on this?
inspired by something that happened at improv class last night and a joke I didn't get to make.
Runaway Bride of Frankenstein
After leaving Frankenstein's monster, Dracula, the Wolfman, The Invisible Man, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, the Mummy and a Predator at the altar, the Bride of Frankenstein finds true love with Richard Gere.
Harold and Maude Escape from Guantanomo Bay
After one of Harold's suicidal pranks causes his neighbors to call Homeland Security, he and Maude must bust out of lock-up by any means necessary, before her birthday (so that she doesn't have to hang herself in her cell)
Rosemary's Baby Mama
Career-obsessed Satanist realizes her supernatural clock is ticking, hires an out of work actress with good genes to bear Lucifer's child.
No Country for Grumpy Old Men
Anton Chiguhr, now in his late 70s, has a humorous feud with his cantankerous neighbor over the new hottie who has moved next door.
My Blueberry Boogie Nights
Wistful, directionless porn starlet goes on a pastichey road trip, on which the director uses every single camera move available throughout film history to illustrate precisely nothing.
Paranoid Jurassic Park
Solisptic, ambiguously gay young Velociraptor accidentally makes his first kill, comes to terms with it and moves on.
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly Effect
Ashton Kutcher launches a new reality show after he is paralyzed in a freak micro-dermabrasion accident.
In Stone Cold Blood
Dolph Lundgren attempts to infiltrate a pair of spree killers because he has logged the most spree-killing arrests in Kansas. Strangely enough, he's successful.
Unrelated: Is it somehow wrong that I am sort of psyched for Speed Racer after reading/viewing this slide show on New York Mag/Vulture? I want to see it on the biggest screen possible, dudes. Who is with me on this?
